Half of UK men would swap sex for 50 inch TV.
Half of UK women would swap UK males for American men.
That's true. They get exhausted by our enormous British genitalia. The poor girls need a night to relax with some oestrogen-loaded American man who equates gun ownership with virility.
And if that seems a little confrontational, well you started it mush.
Why?.
Newsflash: most of you arent George Clooney or Brad Pitt, youre average looking men just like the British male.