Staff Copy: John McCain's Comprehensive List of Things That Will not Really Be Happening

My own thoughts... | 02/05/2008 | DoughtyOne

[DoughtyOne]

This is a rough draft for my FReeper Friends.  Updates to follow...

[robomatik]

i think it should be mandatory to balance horrible news with a story about a kid who won a spelling bee. or a woman who saved the day. or the first baby born on super tuesday. or a soldier who performed a courageous deed. or a euro-socialist who saw the light. or an artic shelf that stood up and regenerated itself

all this doom and gloom tonight is getting me down. just please, hand me a rose after this night long truckload of dog poop dumped in my front lawn.

:)

[DoughtyOne]

I hope you saw the garlands McCain was throwing out this evening, complimenting Huckabee and then Romney for being fine men. “Remember, we all have to come together when I’m done sacking Rome.”

Gak.

Sorry about the lawn. Heh heh heh...

[Secret Agent Man]

God gave us another day alive with our pets, friends and loved ones. Hopefully you were able to make their day better in some way.

If not today, shoot for it tomorrow. :)

[robomatik]

i've been on fr and listening to the radio. i just feel ill. i feel like hope has deserted me for the first time in years. i don't even know what to think.

i feel like a computer without a power source.
an i-pod with no headphones.
a car with no gas.
a fridge with no food.
a banana sandwich with no peanut butter.

or a voter with no clear choice.....

[Secret Agent Man]

I know what you need:

[wafflehouse]

Go Ron Paul!

[Jim Robinson]

I don’t think you need to worry about that list. At least half of all Republican voters just swore an oath not to vote for McCain. Some will even vote for Hillary/Obama.

You need to draw up a comprehensive list of things that really WILL be happening under President Hillary.

“We’re gonna take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

[DoughtyOne]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

He said as he jumped out the 11th floor window.

[Redcloak]

Looking on the bright side, perhaps McCain will turn his anger toward the Dems once they go after him in the general. Maybe he’ll be more pissed at them than he usually is at his own party.

[robomatik]

"i coulda used a little more cowbell."

lol. thanks secret agent man. i really laughed for the first time all day.

[Sir Valentino]

It’s *OVER*. It doesn’t *MATTER* if it’s McLame or Hitlery or Obambi. The Libs *WON*.

[DoughtyOne]

Jim you’re right. One thing is for certain though, Hillary would at least have some opposition. If John gets in there he’ll get nothing but back slaps for four years. Reaching across the isle, he’ll pass massive amounts of their agenda and be heralded by our side as a guy who really knew how to get things done. That scares the hell out of me.

[Secret Agent Man]

Thanks, I wasn’t the first guy to post this one for someone else. Somebody posted it for me and I LOL’d too. I just remember how funny that stupid skit was.

[Secret Agent Man]

I think you need to read post #6. Maybe drink a couple beers.

[DoughtyOne]

Aren’t you the eternal optimist! Harumph... LOL

[Secret Agent Man]

She may try to, but if she does as good a job as she did getting healthcare through, with repub resistance, most of what she wants isn’t going to get through. Not every democrat will go along with her. Just as with McCain and a lot of repubs disliking him, there’s a lot of dems who do not like her either. We could peel off enough to stop her plans.

[Joe 6-pack]

"At least half of all Republican voters just swore an oath not to vote for McCain."

Are we still considered "Republican voters" if we leave the party altogether?

[Redcloak]

Well, his short fuse is something one can count on. He’ll almost certainly hold a grudge once his Democrat “friends” lay into him.

[Gator113]

The world is truly coming to an end and you are cracking me up!!

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it.