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1 posted on 02/05/2008 1:35:03 PM PST by lowbridge
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The naked incident started on Sunday evening, when a naked man, later identified as 28-year-old Peter Lu, started banging on a woman’s door in Chappaqua....

Help! A rude nude man at my door!


29 posted on 02/05/2008 1:56:00 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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It was sort of a police officer's worst nightmare

The martial arts part, or the naked guy part?

30 posted on 02/05/2008 1:57:24 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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28-year-old Peter Lu, started banging on a woman's door

At least he wasn't banging on the piano.

32 posted on 02/05/2008 2:01:36 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of all the politics in politics.)
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"Don't Tase Me Bro! "


33 posted on 02/05/2008 2:02:03 PM PST by TexasCajun
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Once I saw the taser wasn’t working I’d have tried the .40cal, bet that would’ve worked.


36 posted on 02/05/2008 2:03:53 PM PST by blastdad51 (Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
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What? His own baton wasn’t ‘up’ to the challenge?


37 posted on 02/05/2008 2:04:41 PM PST by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion...)
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Hillary’s toyboy got loose again?


40 posted on 02/05/2008 2:08:39 PM PST by tioga (Beware: conservative with back to the wall. Proceed with extreme caution.)
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Wow,talk about a cock fight!


43 posted on 02/05/2008 2:10:52 PM PST by 4yearlurker (We are the vehicles and God is the driver.)
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Wow..as Eva Gabor said in “Green Acres”..”Ruth is stranger than friction”..you can’t make this stuff up..


47 posted on 02/05/2008 2:14:32 PM PST by BerniesFriend
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An angry naked martial arts expert

Was he the Master of his Domain?

49 posted on 02/05/2008 2:19:12 PM PST by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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About the time he knocked the Taser out of my hand is when his left knee would have exploded from a .40 JPF.


54 posted on 02/05/2008 2:24:00 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Super What? How much longer until Nascar starts?)
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too much MSG in the mushu pork?


57 posted on 02/05/2008 2:45:40 PM PST by Republican Party Reptile
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"....Lu charged at him, nakedly. "

Now there's a phrase you don't hear often.

58 posted on 02/05/2008 2:50:24 PM PST by Pablo64 (What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
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“Wait! That’s not a nunchuck!”


62 posted on 02/05/2008 3:17:42 PM PST by Reaganesque (Romney ...is manifestly the best candidate. - Ann Coulter [01/17/08])
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Old lady lost in the city

In the middle of a cold cold night

It was fourteen below and the wind start to blow

There wasn't a boy scout in sight

Pull down the shades cause he's comin'

Turn out the lights cause he's here

Runnin' hard down the street

Through the snow and the sleet

On the coldest night of the year

CHORUS

Beware beware beware of the Naked Man

Old lady head up toward Broad Street

Shufflin' uptown against the wind

She had started to cry-wiped a tear from her eye

And looked back to see where she had been

Old lady stand on the corner

With a purse in her hand

She does not know but in a minute or so

She will be robbed by a naked man

CHORUS

Old lady lean against a lamppost

Starin' down at the ground on which she stand

She look up and scream

For the lamplight's beam

There stood the famous Naked Man

He say, "They found out about my sister

And kicked me out of the Navy,

They would have strung me up if they could.

I tried to explain that we were both of us lazy

And were doing the best we could."

He faked to the left and he faked to the right

And he snatched the purse from her hand

"Someone stop me," he cried,

As he faded from sight,

"Won't nobody help a naked man?"

"Won't nobody help a naked man?"

63 posted on 02/05/2008 3:17:42 PM PST by RonF
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“Lu charged at him, nakedly.”

just had to stop and laugh there ...


64 posted on 02/05/2008 3:26:06 PM PST by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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I’ve got a story. Ooh, do I have a story...

It was 1979 or 1980, and I was attending Georgetown University. One of my uncles came to visit, and we went to the uber-fancy Che Roy on Wisconsin Avenue for dinner (Roy Rodgers, for those not in the know). Anyhow, we were sitting there eating our soggy roast beef sandwiches and greasy fries and BSing a bit, when there was some yelling at the counter. I turned around and saw a very small (maybe 120 pounds) Oriental man yelling and screaming at the guy on the other side. He then took his tray (food, change and drink) and flung it over the counter. Then he turned around to leave. A smile broke out on our faces - comic relief during a crappy meal.

Little did we know what was coming...the manager (seemingly an Olympic high-jumper) leapt over the counter (and cleared it by at least a foot) and grabbed the little guy by the shoulder. More yelling, punches, kung fu, etc. More employees join. I turned my chair around - sorry, Unc., but this is WAY more entertaining than our conversation.

Fast forward about 60 seconds. In walks a female cop. Not bad looking, either. She looked at the scene and immediately turned around, clutching her radio. FYI, she was about 5’2” and maybe 120. Wow, I’m really impressed with female cops. Her only choice was to shoot the guy or run away. Makes me feel very safe.

2 minutes or so later a plain-clothes cop walked in. He was large, as in about 6’5” and 250 large. He didn’t run away, clutching his radio. Nope, he waded into the pile of bleeding employees and grabbed the (quite obviously stoned/high) Oriental guy (who was also bleeding quite a bit) by the shirt collar and flung him at a very high velocity into the nearest stone wall. Score: Pretty lady cop: 0; stoned (and now stunned) Oriental kung-fu master: several employees noses, etc.; big male detective: one stoned/stunned Oriental kung-fu master.

Fast forward about 60 seconds. The paddy wagon arrives, and 2 uniformed DC cops drag our stunned kung-fu master out the door...by his feet...liberally banging his head on the door, walls, sidewalk, etc. Unc. and I walked outside to see the conclusion of the show.

BUT...it was’t over...

Our previously stunned & stoned Oriental kung-fu master suddenly became un-stunned as he was being unceremoniously thrown into the paddy wagon (which had only one of the two doors open). The last I saw, he was holding onto both doors in an attempt to stay outside of the paddy wagon, while two DC cops were kicking him in the back. Repeatedly. The crowd was cheering (which side, I don’t know, but it was cheering).

That was some of the best free entertainment that I had for quite some time. I suppose that it only would’ve been better if the guy was naked.


65 posted on 02/05/2008 3:38:27 PM PST by Ancesthntr (An ex-citizen of the Frederation trying to stop Monica's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife from becoming President)
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An angry naked martial arts expert took on four policemen in a street fight, wresting one of their batons away...

Wonder whether naked martial arts expert boy had properly registered his arms and legs as lethal weapons... Also wonder whether he had properly registered his 'baton', er, his other leg, as a lethal weapon...

68 posted on 02/05/2008 4:10:08 PM PST by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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"Nakedly?" Since when did that become an adverb?
69 posted on 02/05/2008 4:14:30 PM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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BTW, what's with that UK web site and their 'nude news'?

Other story links on that page:

Gotta sell papers, I guess...

71 posted on 02/05/2008 4:21:12 PM PST by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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