[Candor7]

"Make my breakfast order a dozen eggs, a 12 Oz. steak, 2 plates of home fries, a pound of bacon and a gallon of orange juice. And a bottle of ketchup."

"Burp. Whaaaaa?"

"You can't serve me? You might get arrested? What kind of freekin country is this?"

(Freedom leakin' away, leakin' away!)

[sionnsar]

Story from 30 years ago (don't say this wasn't predicted, if not exactly...): Lipidleggin

Butter.

I can name a man's poison at fifty paces. I take one look at this guy as he walks in and say to myself, "Butter."

He steps carefully, like there's something sticky on the soles of his shoes. Maybe there is, but I figure he moves like that because he's on unfamiliar ground. Never seen his face before and I know just about everybody around.

...