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To: tips up
Will they weigh each patron before seating them? And measure height to calculate BMI?

They'll go by width. If you can't fit between two uprights in the lobby without turning sideways, you won't be seated.

;^)

120 posted on 02/01/2008 5:45:33 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

Like the rides at Disney. If you aren’t tall enough for your head to reach the top of some marker, you can’t ride. Same idea only in reverse.


168 posted on 02/01/2008 9:45:09 PM PST by tips up
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To: Disambiguator

“without turning sideways”

???

I thought fat people were thicker front to back than they are side to side! So what good would turning sideways do?

I don’t like the width rule. I think a person should be allowed to be as big as they can get so long as they have the muscle and cardio capacity to haul that girth around swiftly. I’d put them on one of those motorized stairclimbers that look like mini escalators and turn it up fast for about one minute, or maybe 30 seconds would do. If you can keep up with it on high speed for a minute, you are allowed to be fat. Obviously pregnant women and nursing mothers would have to be exempted.


202 posted on 02/02/2008 9:47:02 AM PST by mamelukesabre
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