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Suicide Bomber Falls Down Stairs; Dies of Embarrassment and Bomb Detonation,But Mostly Bomb
AceOfSpades ^
| 1/24/2008
| Ace
Posted on 01/25/2008 3:11:40 PM PST by JRochelle
Own goal:
A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say. It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.
Thanks to CAD Daddy for the story and the headline.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: oops; terrorists; workaccident
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To: JRochelle
A great idea for ABC during the writer's strike...
"TERRORISTS' FUNNIEST BLOOPERS!"
To: JRochelle; All
Darwin award nominee maybe??
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:27:04 PM PST
by
TMSuchman
(American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
To: JRochelle
The Darwin Award goes out to him. As a matter of fact, the Darwin Award goes out to the Islamo Fascists. They would do better if the read a little Soren Kierkagaard and take a leap of faith off some cliffs (I know it doesn’t say to do so) for Mohammad.
To: JRochelle
To avoid future mishaps, I recommend that every terrorist blow themselves up, at least once, in a live training exercise.
If they survive, they should keep training until they get it right.
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:32:05 PM PST
by
AndyTheBear
(Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.)
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To: AndyTheBear
And these are the guys getting the gourmet meals at Club Gitmo.
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:37:16 PM PST
by
BerryDingle
(With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
To: JRochelle
Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. He blowed up good!
Yep, real good!
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:37:30 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Capitalism without failure is like religion without sin.)
To: JRochelle
Good things do happen in Afghanistan.
To: BigCinBigD
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:40:12 PM PST
by
BerryDingle
(With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:44:11 PM PST
by
redstateconfidential
(If you are the smartest person in the room,you are hanging out with the wrong people.)
To: JRochelle
Don’t you hate it when that hppens.
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:56:27 PM PST
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: JRochelle
BAD terrorist!
NO virgins!
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posted on
01/25/2008 3:57:36 PM PST
by
null and void
(Does "I don't remember" Hillary!™ have Alzheimer's? She needs to release her medical records!™)
To: JRochelle
Witnesses say, “He blowed up real good like”.
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posted on
01/25/2008 4:00:01 PM PST
by
Bullish
( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
To: JRochelle
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posted on
01/25/2008 4:13:36 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(What Would Hobson Choose?)
To: JRochelle
I find it hard to believe that Afganistan has two seperate flights of stairs.
To: JRochelle
"PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!!"
"DOH!"
BOOM
To: JRochelle
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posted on
01/25/2008 4:35:17 PM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: JRochelle
Maybe someone should call SNL, would be a good skit for Chevy.
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posted on
01/25/2008 4:37:31 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: JRochelle
allahu fubar!
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posted on
01/25/2008 4:47:31 PM PST
by
GAB-1955
(Kicking and Screaming into the Kingdom of Heaven!)
To: JRochelle
Hey Buddy, watch that first step...it’s a big one!
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posted on
01/25/2008 4:53:53 PM PST
by
mass55th
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