THREE SHIPS COLLIDE IN NEWARK BAY, NEAR NEW YORK CITY -- CNN

Reuters ^ | January 24, 2007

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THREE SHIPS COLLIDE IN NEWARK BAY, NEAR NEW YORK CITY -- CNN

[xrmusn]

Not well reported because the medii were/are covering that heath characters demise..You know do the important stuff first

[Sudetenland]

Okay...since no one else is willing to stoop low enough to say it, I will...shouldn’t we be discussing...sub-prime numbers?

[Larry Lucido]

Johnson said there was a light sheen of hydraulic oil in the bay, but no evidence of a major spill - oil or orange juice - from the collision.

"There's no loose OJ," he said.The dreaded orange juice slick.

Good thing it wasn't from Art Vandalay Industries. There would have been matches and corn chips all over the place!

[Sudetenland]

If it left a sheen then it wouldn’t be clear, would it?

[moonman]

I wondered where that drunk captain from the Exxon Valdez went for a job?

[17th Miss Regt]

Orange concentrate carrier and a dredge.

Its the headliner on the Dredge Report web site.

[Doohickey]

Yeah, those dredges move pretty fast. Always darting in and out of shipping traffic. It was only a matter of time...

[happinesswithoutpeace]

Ah, great film, GREAT FILM!

[17th Miss Regt]

Okay...since no one else is willing to stoop low enough to say it, I will...shouldn’t we be discussing...sub-prime numbers?

If you discuss the qualifications of sub-prime numbers you may be called a racist!

[The Mayor]

I wonder if this ship was in the way of progress...

[LilAngel]

Didn’t they also crash?

[null and void]

Orange concentrate carrier and a dredge.

Was a blond steering the dredge?

[csvset]

From sheen to shining sea ? OJ+ Sheen = O’Sheen?

[Lobbyist]

That’s funny!!!!!!

[Sudetenland]

You’re not talking about...the Wreck of the Houseperus...are you?

[Lobbyist]

No, it was Charlie Sheen.

[null and void]

Ah. I was afraid the her brain went into lockdown when she saw the word 'Concentrate' on the side of the ship.

OTOH, I suspect the same thing could happen to Charlie...

[NautiNurse]

Winkin’? Blinkin’? and Nod?

[Emperor Palpatine]

No, its all Bush’s fault.

[Maine Mariner]

From post 45

“I wondered where that drunk captain from the Exxon Valdez went for a job?”

I heard SUNY Maritime (the maritime college in New York where the captain graduated from as a third mate) hired him back at least on a short term basis-to teach a course in collision avoidance.