I think it's true I'll never see
A Lib more glib than Huckabee.
A man named Fred
from the Volunteer State.
Proclaimed to Jay Leno
“I’m a Candidate”
He quit his day job,
Several polls he had lead
But a few months later
He turned up dead
His campain in a shambles
Many said, “Don’t Quit”
But a third in S.C.
didn’t accomplish jack shit.