TO WOMEN: How to Build A lasting Relationship

1/20/08 | bear_slayer

[Bear_Slayer]

Exactly. The fact is, I may not be aware of what I am thinking at that moment, and in fact, I may be thinking, “I could strangle her, but where would I hide the body.”

[Mr. Jeeves]

You are attacking symptoms. It’s the man’s job to transcend the ego and lead. When he does, all of these tiny annoyances will simply melt away.

[pankot]

Hope your wife doesn’t know your real name Bear. And by the way, I like BIG butts.

[Rudder]

I’m going to make your post into a T-shirt iron-on.

[SatinDoll]

You could have made this very simple. Women should know:

“Marry a man, who if he was the same sex as yourself, would be your best friend.”

The sad part is if you are a sports freak (male) who only lives to watch ESPN or other some such, you are no ones friend. Same goes for women who only live to shop.

[Bear_Slayer]

As a matter of fact, no. The missus is on one half the bed, her damned dog is on the other half.

[Bear_Slayer]

What are you smoking?

[Syncro]

Well that takes care of the bed.

The dog and wife are not alone...

[Syncro]

LOL

[Bear_Slayer]

It happens to be copy-right. But I'll sell it to you for the cost of 1 t-shirt XL.

:-)

[SatinDoll]

My Gawd! You dug up a dinosaur!!

[donna]

You lost me at picking zits.

[MitchellC]

Oh, this ought to be a fun thread.

[umgud]

Oh, and please learn to leave the toilet seat up.

[umgud]

bump

[Rome2000]

I will be printing that out and pasting to the refrigerator.

[Mr. Jeeves]

I thought you were going to bed? Why is your ego keeping you up to savor all the sympathetic responses to your post?

When you figure that out, you'll know the exact reason all of these "female behaviors" were able to annoy you enough to compose the post in the first place. Just remember that "the world is your mirror". If you are pointing fingers at women for doing these things, it's because they are reflecting back some aspect of yourself that you don't like.

[Syncro]

Did you wife make you say that?

[CaptainK]

How did I make it through 32 years of marriage without this list?

[SatinDoll]

I can’t leave this one alone, as it touched my life and left scars.

My mother believed this kind of thing. She tried to be perfect. So much so, she had two nervous breakdowns and 30 years of alcoholism. What she did to my sister and me was horrifying. My father was oblivious.

You see, what’s printed in that article only works when man and wife are both perfect people. Somethings are too painful to acknowledge.

Any one here perfect? I know I’m not, and I’ve never met a man who was either.