TO WOMEN: How to Build A lasting Relationship

1/20/08 | bear_slayer

[danmar]

If you speak Latin this good my hat is off to you! You are awesome! My Latin is good, well, passable but not like yours! Congrats!

[ArrogantBustard]

I did not write that Latin translation ... I wish I was that good.

It has been floating around the internet for years.

[LucyT]

Both men and women should close the toilet lid before flushing. If you flush with the lid up, a polluted plume of bacteria and water vapour erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl. The polluted water particles float for a few hours around your bathroom before they all land. Some of them will land on your towels and tooth brush.

Google “toilet flush bacteria.”

[racing fan]

The irony in the women are evil ping list is that it is headed by a woman.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Not that I don’t like the toidy lid down, but I think MythBusters shot that one down.

[danmar]

It has been floating around the internet for years.

You cheater you...;{)

[ArrogantBustard]

I may be a "cheater" ... and Mix-a-Lot certainly is crude and vulgar ...

But he's right. Most normal men seem to like ladies with curves. If my lady's bum is bigger than that of an anorexic 'supermodel', that's a good thing.

[Diplomat]

2. It's ok for him to compare you to his mother, as in, "That's not how my mother does it."

Believing this should be the case is probably why your relationship(s) have problems. No woman wants to hear about your momma, EVER. I mean EVER. Drop being a momma's boy and you'll have a much smoother ride.

I consider it ironic that your first rule is to tell her to not nag you, then you turn around and state, that rule doesn't apply to me when I bring my mommy into the conversation. Talking about your mom is nagging her in a bad way.

[najida]

Like the CIA is headed by a former spy.....

[najida]

You’re on.

[najida]

There was an extrapolation of how many times the toilet is used in the down position and in the up position. Far more uses down (and in my family, the guys all go outside to pee on a tree, so it’s like 0 uses up).

[ex-snook]

Goes for men too. Don’t shack up. Children make for lasting marriages.

[Just another Joe]

Shoot, my wife talks about my mother more than I do.

I'm a lucky man, they get along and like each other.

[danmar]

If my lady's bum is bigger than that of an anorexic 'supermodel', that's a good thing.

Nothing beats a big booty, something to hold on in your hands, and some more.

[WhirlwindAttack]

Ah the good old days! LOL
My Mom and Dad were married for 54 Years.
When Mom died Dad followed within 2 months. He just seemed so lost without her.

[WhirlwindAttack]

I’m going out with a woman who takes pride in laying mantraps and is unlike any other woman I’ve ever dated. She insists I sit in the big leather recliner at her place, gives me the remote, watches whatever I surf to, cooks incredible meals, does the dishes and rebukes me if I attempt to help, occasionally picks up the tab for a night out, Pauses the DVD if I doze off watching a movie, leaves me alone when I’m working on my truck but comes out and brings me coffee at the right time. Flowers get me an immediate and ‘responsive’ thank-you. She Doesn’t whine, complain or b_tch about anything and she’s never had a headache. She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.

Has she got a sister? ;)

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Yuck!

That being said, our facilities are not in the same room with our sink. However, I will give this info to Mr. Goldfinch. :-)

[VegasBaby]

I’m not going to give you heat about it, but I will say in defense of some crying women...sometimes we’re just built that way. I know I am. I’m not trying to be manipulative, but when I get angry, it just comes out. Believe me, I don’t want it to. It just does. And it isn’t just reserved for the man in my life. If it bothers men that women cry, perhaps they just shouldn’t let it bother them so much.

[Scotsman will be Free]

Ok.
I agree, in part, with your second paragraph. There are loser women just like guys. No matter what you do, you are wasting your time. They are usually pretty obvious in exhibiting their loserdom.

[wiggen]

Heavy Metal, as in bands and gigs?

Ping wastedyears for that one.