[Erasmus]

Wasn't it Cloris Leachman who played a newage minister (ministrix?) who presided at a wedding ceremony with the lines

"I-ness
Me-ness
You-ness
We-ness"

?

Duzzenat sound vaguely dirty to you?

<}B^)

[LS]

No, she wasn't in that one. It was Tom Smothers, "Reverend Spike."

After Sally Kellerman recited her vow, "I-ness," "Me-ness," "You-ness," "We-ness," Martin Mull said "Sick-ness."

Another great line:

Sally Kellerman pulls her Volvo over to pick up her new black maid who is wearing a white maid's uniform. After a little chit-chat, she pulls the car over and said, "I'm just going to be up front with you. It's the uniform."

The maid says, "Oh? What's wrong with it?"

Kellerman says, "It's not the uniform, it's the IDEA of a uniform."

The maid says, "Oh, I get it. You want me to wear regular clothes so that people will think I'm your black friend who just stopped by to clean your house?"

Kellerman: "Would you?" and drives off.