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To: Timeout
Excuse me, Bill? Ten years or so ago, you told me that you would explain your complete relationship with Ms. Lewinsky to me, sooner, not later. Is it time yet?

It is my fondest wish that, whatever may come, be it utopia or nuclear winter, that dear God I just live long enough that I can p!$$ on this man's grave. They make this bit of hardware for truckers that straps to your equipment and trails a plastic tube down the leg of your pants, for speedy and efficient elimination. I figure with the right light and any covenient corners, I should be able to get the job done before the Presidential Honor Guard gets back from taking a smoke.

25 posted on 01/17/2008 4:17:02 AM PST by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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To: 50sDad

That is going to be one stinky headstone... I’ll bring the beer!

LLS


29 posted on 01/17/2008 4:29:11 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (Support America, Kill terrorists, Destroy dims and vote Fred!)
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To: 50sDad
"It is my fondest wish that, whatever may come, be it utopia or nuclear winter, that dear God I just live long enough that I can p!$$ on this man's grave."

Get in line, buddy, get in line.

31 posted on 01/17/2008 4:30:32 AM PST by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: 50sDad

Re: elimination on a certain piece of real estate:

Get to the back of the line!!;)


71 posted on 01/17/2008 10:57:00 AM PST by exit82 (How do you handle Hillary? You Huma her.)
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To: 50sDad

I think you’ll probably have to stand in line.


87 posted on 01/18/2008 10:55:19 AM PST by Twinkie (Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God . . .)
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