I didn't word that very well.I should have said they don't poop on my house or any local statues.
I don't own any statues but you get the point.
Aww it's okay, no worries I do indeed understand.
There are companies making really nice-looking ones fairly inexpensively out of resin materials that look just like stone. I had been seriously considering one for the back garden....I thought that it might bring a more peaceful mood to the place; which is always nice considering the state of the world, what with hippie terrorists running around throwing acid on Japanese sailors and such. A serene spot for contemplation seems like a nice thing to consider, sometimes..