Aww it's okay, no worries I do indeed understand.
There are companies making really nice-looking ones fairly inexpensively out of resin materials that look just like stone. I had been seriously considering one for the back garden....I thought that it might bring a more peaceful mood to the place; which is always nice considering the state of the world, what with hippie terrorists running around throwing acid on Japanese sailors and such. A serene spot for contemplation seems like a nice thing to consider, sometimes..
When I want to do that I wander into the Northern Nevada desert and call coyotes in and knock them off.