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Posted on 01/09/2008 2:41:19 PM PST by dynachrome
PORTSMOUTH, NH (AP) - Campaigning in New Hampshire one day before the first-in-the-nation primary, Senator Hillary Clinton got emotional and had tears in her eyes as she spoke with voters about how hard it is to balance a busy campaign life and her passion for the country's future. Clinton's handlers say her new Emoticon 7000 bio-implant computer chip has finally allowed the presidential candidate to flawlessly mimic actual human emotions.
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Lor?
Wake me when they make another podcast.
Yeehaw.
The King of Heart card.
I thought Lor had it as standard equipment, and the good Dr. designed a chip for Data as an upgrade.
Sorry if this comes across as sexist, but the last thing we need is a commander in chief in charge of the most powerful military of the most powerful country who feeding off of her emotions. Sound rational decisions are not made when emotions get in the way especially for a week out of each month.
Relevant background for non-Trekkies.
Did anybody notice the ad for Wexler's drive to impeach Cheney twice on the page that uploaded? Wonder if Google Ads puts ads for the "you can become not gay" organizations on the leftie nutjob sites?
I agree about the emotion part, although she’s 60 so the monthly hormones shouldn’t be an issue. And I don’t care if a candidate’s “feelings” are hurt. Personally, my issue with hill isn’t that she’s “cold and calculating,” it’s that she’s a communist, who will destroy this country for the sake of her own self-aggrandizement.
How can it be functioning perfectly? It seems to be leaking.
I am sure she has gone through menopause so the once a month thing is now and everyday thing.
Imagine Hillary speaking with the leaders of North Korea, Iran, Syria, et al and her saying, “I just want what’s good. I spent my whole life doing what’s good. Baaaaaah. Now (sniff), can’t you see it in your BASTARD HEARTS TO STOP THE CHIT!”
Just so long as it doesn’t have a “horny” mode...
We can safely assume that this chip does not need a cooling fan.
Har!! LOL! Good one.
“I agree about the emotion part, although she’s 60 so the monthly hormones shouldn’t be an issue.”
Oh my goodness. As an almost 60 year old female, I can tell you that hormones are still an issue.
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