[mc5cents]

you can’t believe that Hillary’s out of out until you see the body with the legs sticking out from under the house.

And the coroner pronounces:

As Coroner , I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really most sincerely dead.

[abb]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=graveyard+dead

1. graveyard dead

Death resulting from an extreme method. A death so extreme that there is no attempt made at saving your life or even checking your pulse.

Holmes was out drinking the other day and decided to cross the interstate, he was too drunk to notice any traffic and got hit by six different cars, he died, he be dead, like “graveyard dead”.