I bet hemorrhoid cases are way down in Europe because of bidets. I use the next best thing, the removable shower head with hose attached for cleaning in those interior places.
Glenn Beck, instead of griping about his lousy hospital treatment, should go on a clean wiping publicity tour. Hey, Glenn, sorry about what happened to you but it was completely AVOIDABLE. If you don't get a bidet, get a removable shower head with hose. Use after every time you do doo-doo.
http://www.bidetinternational.com/
http://www.themedicalclub.com/BidetSpa_Electronic_Toilet_Seat_Bidet_p/bs-cb.htm
Darlin’,
If I didn’t know better, I’d swear you were that orderly that let him sleep on filthy sheets for 3 days.
This isn’t about the surgery, it’s about the rotten care.
You said what I wanted to say ... hang over the tub edge, etc ..
Aaaargh! PJ, I love you, man, but TMI! TMI! TMI!