[Ezekiel]

Er, Monty Python.

[dayglored]

> Er, Monty Python.

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

M: Well, I was told outside that...

Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

M: What?

Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Q: Not at all.

M: Thank You.

(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

[farfromhome]

I’d like to speak to someone about this computer I purchased not 2 hours ago

Yes sir, the Dell. Lovely cables on the Dell

The cables don’t enter into it. This is a dead computer.

I’m afraid you are mistaken sir, it is merely sleeping.

Look, I know a dead computer when I see one (picks up the mouse and speaks into it) “hello mister computer. Wakey wakey!”

It’s not dead, it’s just pining for the Ganges

Aha, you are in India!