.... a convicted child molester and kidnapper died last month after choking on a hot dog.
Posted on 01/04/2008 1:07:05 PM PST by SmithL
Atwater, Calif. (AP) -- Prison officials say a convicted child molester and kidnapper died last month after choking on a hot dog.
Forty-five-year-old Frederick Fretz was serving a 20-year sentence at the federal penitentiary in Atwater.
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LOL!!
Hopefully however it happened it was painful.
Does this qualify as ironic??
Everyone already took my tasteless jokes here. ._.
I heard that the only thing lower than a “Diddler” in the prison community is a “Skinner.”
It was a waste of a hot dog I am sure.
That hot dog could have gone to some poor starving kid in Africa.
AAGGHHHHH!!!! LOL! No mayo, just mustard, onions, sauerkraut....
.... a convicted child molester and kidnapper died last month after choking on a hot dog.
He may look a little different (perhaps resembling a vacant lot), but he'll be collecting welfare and disability, enjoying Medicare coverage, and voting Democrat in no time.
Hasta la vista.
Hasta la vista baby.
Yeah...and medics tried to remove it before he died. I wonder if they were trying to force it out the other end. I also wonder if the “medics” were trustees.
Hot dog, is that what they are calling it in the big house now. LOL
LMAO This is better justice than a formal execution ... this should be publicized on national media. It might have a wonderful deterrent effect for others of the same persuasion.
He lacked the dentition required to chew properly. He’s a jolly fellow, judging from the photo, but suffers from rotting teeth. Most folks with that condition would refrain from displaying a full smile, but this dude, seemingly, has no inhibitions.
Probably fell short of the intelligence to realize that his mere appearance sounds off a 5-alarm gong.
Creepy. His cell-mates croaked him.
Headline of the Day.
Obviously didn’t chew his food enough...
I don’t know why, but the snippet from Cool Hand Luke with the boiled egg-eating betting match just flashed through my mind - that part where George Kennedy rubs Newman’s throat with one hand while forcing yet another whole egg in his mouth and holding it closed...
We need to start serving hot dogs more often to these kind of jailbirds.
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