Posted on 01/04/2008 7:41:31 AM PST by fanfan
Skin Cancer will no longer be covered by Socialized Medicine. It’s for the planet.
Do not taunt “environmentally friendly light bulb”.
Why just this morning I heard a doc indicate that these bulbs also cause migraines and epilepsy. You’re gonna need a doc’s note to be able to have the “regular” bulbs in your home.
I hate flourescent light. I’ll shift to candelabras maybe for my morning reading. Would be kind of classy. How’s that for the environment?
I can see it now.
You’ll have to get a doctors note giving you permission to purchase the old type lightbulbs.
Then you’ll have to purchase them at the pharmacist desk where restricted items are sold.
You’ll have to sign the book so they can track you in case you’re buying too many for nefarious reasons.
What about all the existing straight-tube fluorescent bulbs in our homes and businesses now?
Why not? Will they taunt me back?
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I am stocking up on the regular lightbulbs while I can. Maybe I can save up enough to last until I shuffle off this mortal coil! What was it that Charleton Heston said, “From my cold, dead hands!” Guns and lightbulbs!
This is why you'll never find fluorescent lights in beauty shops, photographers' studios, theatrical dressing rooms and the like.
Say "cheese", ladies.
Leni
“environmentally friendly light bulb” providers should have
to obtain INFORMED CONSENT from those to whom they give this
mutagenic, toxic, structurally labile, irradiating devices.
This is just too beautiful. Another wonderful idea of the eco-fascists that causes more harm than good. Too bad most people will never know it because of the MSM’s continuous propogandizing for the left.
PF
Why is it I can’t buy a mercury thermometer, but will be forced to fill my home with mercury lights? I was told the planet would melt if I had a mercury thermometer break, but I am now forced to handle mercury 100 times more for the rest of my shortened life.
I am stocking up on the regular lightbulbs while I can.
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That’s a great flipping idea. I’m in South Florida so maybe I will be able to boat out to a free nation, say Cuba, that still allows incandescent bulbs to keep up the supply also.
Hey, let’s all call James Sokolov and start a class action suit!
It might be profitable to stock up on the bulbs while they are still dirt cheap and available (96 Cents for a 4 pack at the local dollar store). You could probably make a fortune on ebay in about 10 years...
Those of us who are sensitive to them (and have the option) turn them off and bring lamps from home to light our offices. Some of the worst years of my life were high school. White desk tops, blue or gray walls, white linoleum floors, and tons of fluorescent bulbs. I had a head ache every day by the end of second period. I finally got a doctor's permission to wear my sunglasses in class.
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