01-03-08
lesser_satan News Service
Anonymous sources close to the Romney campaign have confirmed that Jason Bonham is not really a conservative and is only supporting Romney due to a homo-crush. According to one anonymous person we found inebriated in an alley who claimed to work for the Romney campaign, "Jason goes into a cold sweat every time Mitt walks past. He can't take his eyes off Mitt's behind. We once caught him in the bathroom treating his body like an amusement park while looking at a picture of Mitt". Other anonymous sources have confirmed that Bonham was teh ghey with Huckabee campaign manager Ed Rollins, but Rollins dumped him shortly before the campaign season began. Some argue that this is because Bonham is hung like a mosquito, but this has not been confirmed.
LOLZ
A couple hours ago someone posted a “I herd on CBS that Fred is dropping out” thread that got nuked pretty fast. Anybody got a screen shot? I just want to see what time it was posted.
This was posted on the MyManMitt site at 12:40 this morning, by the starter of this rumor. Jason is a jerk. Tells me a lot about the Mitt supporters.
My Run In With Fred!
posted by jason | 12:40 AM | permalink
Driving back to the hotel from the Romney Ralley I took a wrong turn to the freeway. As I was driving up the street I thought would lead to the freeway I saw a huge motor home. Turns out it was Fred’s ride. It was sitting outside a news studio, so I went up and asked the driver where Fred was and he said inside. So I found some guy outside the building who was a reporter stated talking to him and he let me in the building.
So I stood there for a moment and wouldn’t you know it, out walks Fred with his entourage.
So I asked for an interview and was sent to his press secretary. He said it had been a long night so I could do an email interview. I asked him for a card, and he didn’t have one.
So I followed them back to the bus and took some video in the 10 degree weather. When we got to the bus door I asked the press secretary, “What are your feelings about tomorrow?”
His answer?
“Cold”
Then he got back on the bus.
Draw your own ironic conclusions.
O M G
THAT needed a “Put down your beverage” warning.