Not too deep into any time dating a woman I listen for the dreaded “ Oh, I can’t cook at all - I can’t even scrabble eggs! “. Sometimes this is said proudly!
Hell, I can cook and do a damned good job of it. I would hope she could too.
But I can scramble 'em.
*And* I'm pretty darned good at Scrabble.
And I'm a smart aleck who just *had* to jump on that typo...oh well. :-)
I actually cook better than my wife.
Oh she does a good job...and I appreciate every morsel. But I cook big things like roasts and stews alot better than her. We share probably 50/50 of the cooking. I do it so that she won’t mess it up.
But ooooooh don’t let me say that I cook better than my wife. Oh no. We all know that men are idiots and merely tolerated by women.....