Man blames car wreck on prehistoric winged reptile (Pterodactyl)

HeraldNet ^ | 12/29/2007 | Rachel Schleif

[dayglored]

WENATCHEE -- A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith. ...

When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was "pterodactyl," Smith said. A pterodactyl was a giant winged reptile that lived more than 65 million years ago.

[dayglored]

> I keep one of those devices on my hood that makes a whistling sound as the wind passes through it. Since I started using it, I’ve not had a single near-accident with a Pterodactyl.

Hey, that proves it works! You are to be commended on your sensitivity to the plight of pterodactyls.

[Jagermonster]

Booze consumption is caused by global warming and upsets outrages muslims so it will need to be banned.

Fixed it.

[dayglored]

> "Uh, don't take the brown acid, OK?"

"Oh, wow, man... too late..."

[I see my hands]

Avenging the exploitation of his ancestors decayed remains.

[LanPB01]

In the book “The Mothman Prophecies,” there was a reported sighting of a pterodactyl along some river around the border of Ohio/West Virginia. In a book that was full of odd stories, that one stuck out the most in my mind.

[rabscuttle385]

Clearly the government schools never taught him how to distinguish between a moonbat and a pterodactyl.

[kimmie7]

There is a fella that has a remote controlled pterodactyl. Wonder if he was out causing some mischief. I don’t know where he’s located, though.

Ooh, look at this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucE-xUIQ_rI

[trumandogz]

He Believes

[taildragger]

Any Military bases near by?

Stealth UAV or CUAV not on the shown to the public yet?

[kimmie7]

LOL

Love your tag...

[Fractal Trader]

GGG ? :)

[RightWhale]

Pterodactyl means ‘flying finger’, right?

[do the dhue]

THAT IS WHAT IT WAS!!! A huge Moonbat!!

prehistoric winged reptile

I am thinking Nancy Peloser!

[Mr. Mojo]

Clearly this fellow is the product of a modern government-run public school education. Or else he's been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes...

This is Washington state, so the culprit could very well be psilocybin cubensis, aka "shrooms."

[dayglored]

> Pterodactyl means ‘flying finger’, right?

This one?

[Dysart]

[do the dhue]

LOL

[dayglored]

> Any Military bases near by? Stealth UAV or CUAV not on the shown to the public yet?

That would be pretty cool, actually...

[RightWhale]

Martin and Lewis at the peak of their form.

[dayglored]

> Avenging the exploitation of his ancestors decayed remains.

No doubt in search of reparations...