is there a bombs AND boobs contingent somewhere? that would work for me.
Me too. And the web is such a big place, you just know somebody has boobs and bombs on google.
Or else, you can try for www.girlswithguns.org (I didn't see any obvious porn, just links to well-known gun-slinging women).
Caution, www.girlswithguns.com -is- a porn portal.
I bet you won't see ANY of the above in the parade, though.