Just skip the drama.
More people are "murdered" (toddlers) by unattended mop buckets, toilets, bathtubs, etc. than are are "murdered" by "drunk" drivers.
You never cease to amaze me.
Mop Buckets, huh?
Yeah. I can see it now. MAMB. (Mothers Against Mop Buckets)
If I tell you there are over 17,000 American killed each year due to DWI fatalities, will you then tell me the number of toilet fatalities?
Geez Elk... you are embarrasing yourself and all those who want to swallow your “DWI is good” message.
Elk. I’m now convinced you are right.
Changing tagline....