Assuming they're kittens, that means within about 15 years unless they're not house cats and I'm driving thru his neighborhood............
OK, “lifetime of my two cats” His point of reference alone just cracks me up! What a tool. He could have said “lifetime of my two dogs”, or “during the seven year depreciation of my vehicle’s” or a lot of other more masculine things. But no, for this loony, it’s just crazy David and his cats.