This whole family needs to start over.
Her parents must have mush for brains for letting their barely 16 year old daughter steady date a 19 year old guy who virtually lived in their home.
Y’know, it’s $hit like this that could make me pro-abort.
There is a new phrase in the lexicon......spears slut. the text is ss
This is what happens when Mommy and Daddy pimp out their daughters.
Of course, lots of 16-year-olds get pregnant — even some from the best families. At that age, girls are damned near irresistibly cute to guys their own age, and the hormones in both boys and girls are turned up to 11. It’s actually a miracle that they all don’t get knocked up.
Of course, kids of that age are too young to be having sex with anybody. Unfortunately, the only way to stop them is 24 hour chaperonage — an impracticality at best. Therefore, sometimes damage control is the best one can do.
I hope the baby in this case is placed for adoption. Poor little thing — dragged into the middle of that train wreck of a family.
So who is the father of the baby? And isn’t Jamie jail bait? Just what is the age of consent in Louisiana?
Baby’s daddy is a pipe layer...
I am loathe to suggest this, but I’ll bet Jamie Lynn becomes the youngest celebrity ever to pose completely nude on the cover of one of those Cosmopolitan-Type magazines, like Demi Moore and others have done. I can hear it now, “Look how beautiful she is ‘with child’ “.
(Full on dogbarf and gack coming on.....)
Story ideas for Nickelodeon programming:
SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob and Patrick finally “come out of the closet” and tell the whole world (and undersea world too) that they are gay lovers.
Drake & Josh: Drake and Josh are hustlers and pimps in San Diego and have the tattoos and money to prove it.
Just Jordan: Cocaine dealer and illegal bookie.
iCarly: Carly is a complete slut and a compulsive Wal-Mart shoplifter.
Zoey 101: Zoey becomes pregnant by her live-in boyfriend and... errr... oh... nevermind.....