Along with every other looney comment he has been making. Since he will not be President of anything but his growing Internet cult, spending TIME on him is wasting time (IMHO).
Iran has enough encouragement from our candidates on BOTH sides of the aisle. Huckabee is not far from saying the same thing and Obama is already there.
With the level of intelligence (no not the NIE) but equally idiotic levels in our population IQ, it is a wonder we have not already been eaten up by the Islamists and the Dims.
The “I” below is not me but the narrator.
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
“We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter.
“You don’t?” I replied.
“We only have six, nine, or twelve,” was the reply.
“So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?”
“That’s right.” So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me pu t her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those “dividers” that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the “divider”, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, “Do you know how much this is?”
I said to her “I’ve changed my mind, I don’t think I’ll buy that today.”
She said “OK,” and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had ju st happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept a sking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM “thingy.”
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you need some help?” I asked.
She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?”
“Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked.
“No, just this remote thingy,” she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk.” (she had no clue either)!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?”
“Just use copier machine paper,” the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five “blank” copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in “Twister.”
I asked the manager what had happened.
He told me that the driver had set the “cruise control” and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN
One night the Senior VP at the main office got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?”
EIGHT
Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message
“He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine.
The mother says, “Okay, but, I just gave him some ant killer.....
“Dispatcher: “Rush him in to emergency room!”
Life is tough. It’s tougher if you’re stupid
ping to some very funny stuff in post #58
Huckabee is not far from saying the same thing and Obama is already there.Thanks FARS.
What is it with a lot of conservatives? I realize that Romney has changed his opinions on issues that are dear to conservatives since his time as governor of MA. Isn’t anyone allowed to change their position without being called a flip-flopper? If I get more information on certain thngs, I would change my position. But the change would be very incremental depending on the info I received. On abortion, which many are still ticked at Romney, I would take quite a conservative view that would be short of outlawing it all together. (no partial birth, only in case of rape/incest/extreme deformity, or if mother’s physical life is threatened by giving birth) The fact is that conservatives are still on a safari for the next Ronald Reagan....which they won’t find in 2008. Anybody but Hillary puhleeez!
These are even better than blond jokes!
Thanks for the ping!
That one’s been passed around via e-mail. That said, I really liked the “lie detector”.
Funny! ................. FRegards