Will you be starting a Canadian festival? You can sell Coffee Crisps, and hire Alan Thicke as the master of ceremonies. I'll make sure to keep my feet off the Chesterfield. ;-)
You’re TOO FUNNY !
I LOVE Coffee Crisps, (and Butter Tarts) !! yummmm !!! I’ll be sure to wipe my mouth with a “serviette” after the butter tart, and keep my feet off the “chesterfield” ! haa haa !