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X Games make waterboarding its newest sporting event
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 12/13/2007 11:41:33 AM PST by chordmaster
LOS ANGELES, CA (TDR) - Officials of the X-Games tour announced today that a waterboarding event will be included in the next competition. The sport sparked the interest of the tour's governing body recently when it was banned for use by military intelligence.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: itsajokeman; satire; waterboarding; xgames
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To: chordmaster
That would be hilarious. Almost had me.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:43:07 AM PST
by
xjcsa
(Defenseless enemies are fun.)
To: chordmaster
I bet I’d be great at it. I’m practically an amphibian anyway.
Look forward to winning the gold!
To: chordmaster
"Count me in! I love waterboarding!"
To: chordmaster
Maybe if they added genital electrocution it would be worth watching.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:45:29 AM PST
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Jaysun
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:50:44 AM PST
by
logic
(Support Duncan Hunter for the 2008 GOP presidential nominee. He is THE conservative candidate!!)
To: Jaysun
Hot darn. I’d pay good money to see buncha hippie idiots hook themselves up to a battery. Maybe a combination sport, even, waterboarding *while* getting testicularly electrocuted.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:52:05 AM PST
by
farlander
(Try not to wear milk bone underwear - it's a dog eat dog financial world)
To: logic
That’s just sick....
I know. I'm really into the sick stuff these days. Videos of people vomiting violently are all the rage.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:52:22 AM PST
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: logic
But it’d be funny as hell... think of the clueless surfer dudes/skater hippies of Mountain Dew type gettin’ all ruffled.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:53:57 AM PST
by
farlander
(Try not to wear milk bone underwear - it's a dog eat dog financial world)
To: farlander
Hot darn. I’d pay good money to see buncha hippie idiots hook themselves up to a battery. Maybe a combination sport, even, waterboarding *while* getting testicularly electrocuted.
I was thinking more along the lines of those anal shockers they use to kill baby cows, so they don't mess up the tasty meat. But you have some good ideas. You should write somebody with those. You'd probably make a fortune.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:55:09 AM PST
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
I can just see the movie... “No Sport for Old Men”
To: Jaysun
Whatever. You are so totally creepy I can't believe it.
You and your creepy genital jokes just need to bugger off, mmmmkay?
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:56:54 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Jaysun
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:56:58 AM PST
by
Fintan
To: Jaysun; teenyelliott
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:58:33 AM PST
by
FredHead47
(Don’t cry for the elephant - while the girafee is on the grill)
To: Fintan
It’s a volunteer position - raise your hand, if you’re shore.
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posted on
12/13/2007 11:59:07 AM PST
by
FredHead47
(Don’t cry for the elephant - while the girafee is on the grill)
To: FredHead47
Hiya Fred. I’m not drunk right now.
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posted on
12/13/2007 12:00:12 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Jaysun
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posted on
12/13/2007 12:01:24 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Fintan
Just people off the street. Lure them in with ice cream, tell them that Santa will be there. Then shock them on the crotch. That would be very entertaining to me.
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posted on
12/13/2007 12:01:36 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Jaysun
I was thinking more along the lines of those anal shockers you really do love butt plug thursday , don't you?
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posted on
12/13/2007 12:01:47 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Fruitloops are Gay Cheerios)
To: Jaysun
Let’s head over to the bar for a remedy.
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posted on
12/13/2007 12:02:08 PM PST
by
FredHead47
(Don’t cry for the elephant - while the girafee is on the grill)
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