[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

G! He’s a shrewd con-man. He knows how to appeal to a group of people that would never donate to anyone else. He gets those nitwits to finance his never-ending vacation trips, er, presidential campaigns. He gets our mentally compromised West-siders to vote him into office over and over. He’s living in the lap of luxury! And will retire to that same lifestyle.
A nut? Hardly!

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G! He’s a shrewd con-man. He knows how to appeal to a group of people that would never donate to anyone else. He gets those nitwits to finance his never-ending vacation trips, er, presidential campaigns. He gets our mentally compromised West-siders to vote him into office over and over. He’s living in the lap of luxury! And will retire to that same lifestyle. A nut? Hardly!


You forgot to mention his smokin hot wife. Yep he's dumb, he's ignorant, he is looney, but he ain't stupid........$$$$$$$$$