Reasoning with the Ron Paul Cult is like...
...masturbating with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
...talking fitness with Michael Moore.
...more frustrating than a one-legged waitress working at IHOP
Dude, step away from the cheese grater, please!
...more frustrating than a one-legged waitress working at IHOP”
Or a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest