George W. Bush plans to cancel the 2008 election

my email | 12-7-2007 | Lucy Malone

[michwm]

Hello!

My name is Lucy Malone and I am from Alpine, TX.

It is my patriotic duty to let you know that there is a secret organization in the United States, which has a hard evidence that George W. Bush and his administration ARE GUILTY of many crimes including terrorist attack on September 11, 2001.

Also they inform that BUSH and his administration plan to cancel the presidential election in 2008!

They will be able to stop George W. Bush, 'cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses, which prove that George W. Bush has betrayed us and lied to us!IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN, IF YOU ARE SICK AND TIRED OF BUSH LIES AND IF YOU WANT GEORGE BUSH AND HIS ADMINISTRATION TO BE STOPPED ASAP, then you MUST KNOW the horrible truth about the White House Mafia:

http://211.172.232.126/index.html

P.S. If you want to stop the Bush regime, let others know about this organization. UNITED, We will obtain justice!

---- With best regards, Lucy Malone!

[IronJack]

they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes, ... 135 witnesses

Fiiiiiive goooooooold rings .... four calling birds, three French hens ...

[Darksheare]

They found me out, I shall have to crush them now.

[Reagan79]

Awesome! If he cancels the election we will have a great Supreme Court stacked with many more Sam Alito’s.

[Jeff Head]

Too late, Clinton already did. But it was so secret...nobody knew.

I mean, they PROMISED he was going to and I believed him...er, them. [/sarcasm]

[Revolting cat!]

WOO, HOO! Let’s celebrate! Fantaboulous if true, who needs erections?!

[newheart]

"They will be able to stop George W. Bush, 'cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses, which prove that George W. Bush has betrayed us and lied to us!"

And that's just the stuff that came out of Sandy Burglar's pants. So what, I bet there are twice that many documents, tapes and witness reports in Keith Olberman's sock drawer.

This IS funny.

[keat]

Posting so close to your anniversary date made me think you were a troll. I don’t always look at the year!

[Ronin]

IBTZ? Or maybe let him rant a bit. A good weirdo can add spice to the week.

[Charles Henrickson]

DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"

Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate

Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS

Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

[Old Sarge]

Scam.

[cripplecreek]

Most of my email is from people who insult my manhood and threaten to enlarge my equipment.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

“White House Mafia”

Sounds like a gansta rap posse.

[Route66]

Actually they only have 1541 documents now. Someone spilled coffee on one of them, and a dog ate the other one.

Seriously, the truthers will fall for every word. No proof is required, just hatred of Bush and a desire to believe the worst about this country.

[Ronin]

LOL... you had to mention that, didn’t ya!

[crazyhorse691]

‘cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses,

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They are far short of the benchmark of 1750 documents, 500 supersecret tapes and 150 witnesses. Goosey Lucy needs to go back to the farm until she meets the benchmark.

[Tigen]

And you opened it? Good luck.

[Mr. Mojo]

Excellent news! The selection of "top tier" GOP candidates for '08 was getting me down.

Now, if only Cheney can somehow take over...

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

Nothing creates a spirit of fear and paranoia in a person like a chronic drug induced state.

[Revolting cat!]

No, seriously, the FReeper who spilled the beans needs a little talking to!

[Larry Lucido]

Dear Mr. Paul:

I told you, stop sending me e-mails!