[Inspectorette]

Good grief! What's up with those "Oprah" T-shirts?? Makes me embarrassed to be a woman to see how utterly insipid our sex can be!

I've got nothing against Oprah, although I like her a lot less than I used to (since she's become "Saint Oprah, Queen of the World"), but I just don't understand why so many millions of women literally hang on her every utterance, however vapid and self-important.

[Miss Didi]

Good grief is right!