The children will be told a moral tale in lieu of the traditional Christmas tale, lest a non-religious person be offended. Instead of opening presents, they will crack open fake rocks that will reveal crystals. Fun stuff. When I was a kid, you feared getting coal in your stocking. Now you have to be happy with rocks. Geodes? COOOOL! Wish I coulda gone to school there!
When you go to the mall this year, Santa will be the green suit clad skinny man over in the corner saying ha, ha, ha.
Then again, that could be the carpet salesman.
To that, I say: hehehe :-)