[Elsie]

1. Does God have a father?

 

Yup. An aseitically static deity cannot suddenly change into a dynamic God. http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/bicycleroad/21/id76.htm

 

2. Are Jesus and Satan brothers?

 

Yup. So are we. We are all God’s spirit offspring with Christ as the Firstborn (prototokos). http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/bicycleroad/21/id154.htm

 

 

What are THOSE 'references'???

 

 

They aren't MORMON SCRIPTURE!!

 

 

How can we believe that stuff??

 

--MormonDude(Ya got give it to these Gentiles straight or they won't believe it!)

 

[Edward Watson]

Hey Elsie, do you believe 2 + 2 = 4?

No? Why not? Oh, because it is NOT in the Scriptures!

Ah yes, if it’s not in the good ol’ book; it doesn’t count.

Tsk, tsk. Typical Elsie.

[tantiboh]

~"What are THOSE 'references'???"~

Very nice, you're using color in your peurility.

FR could use a bit of Christmas cheer!

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