[Shryke]

I, also, was rejected tenure for my beliefs. They said it as because I occasionally ate brains, but I know they really just reject my Zomborigin Theory.

[ahayes]

I, also, was rejected tenure for my beliefs. They said it as because I occasionally ate brains, but I know they really just reject my Zomborigin Theory.

I demand affirmative action for zombies and unproductive assistant professors!

[LibertarianSchmoe]

I, also, was rejected tenure for my beliefs. They said it as because I occasionally ate brains, but I know they really just reject my Zomborigin Theory.

I lost a position as an English Decomposition instructor for, ostensibly, the same reason. I demand justice! (and brrraaaaiiiinzzzz...)