But aren’t the virgins no longer available?
“But aren’t the virgins no longer available?”
Due to stocking problems they are handing out vouchers
One interesting thing about that...
The way the society is set up in the middle east, the rich guys get the girls (more than 1 if they can afford it) and everyone else goes begging. Terrorists are primarily drawn from the young men... sometime college students, but usually people that just don't have a job but DO have a lot of time on their hands. No women and no work makes for a fertile ground for terrorism (France is a good example of this!)
I think when those fools get to 'heaven' they're going to find that the only virgins around are each other! =)
I don't suppose it'd be a good ad campaign, though. "Martyr yourself and go to heaven to spend eternity with 23 disgruntled guys!"