He wants someone to take care of those vigilantes who dare to presume we should actually enforce our laws.
What, and make the the internal part of the Department of Homeland Security virtually unnecessary? What are you thinking, man? Without those trained professionals being told not to do their jobs on full retirement and hazard pay, who would keep us safe? How are we going to employ all those worthless indentured grovillmint union Democrat constituents?
Surely you jest!!