[Uncle Miltie]

Doncha just hate it when the guests go "BOOOOOMMMMMM!"

[Secret Agent Man]

Maybe an IED went off.

“I didn’t push the button. Achmed, did you push the button?”

“No, I didn’t push the button.”...

May their 72 virgins all be extremely horny and look like Helen Thomas (yes, put that picture up)...

[Clintonfatigued]

Boy, talk about getting just desserts.

[Huntress]

Four Taleban rebels were killed when their ammunition exploded during a wedding party they attended as special guests

in a southern Afghan village, police said on Saturday.

They were there to make sure no one had any fun.

[atomic conspiracy]

“OK, Achmed, I think the burqa on the left digs you. This trick’ll really impress her. You just put the red wire here, like so, and the green one goes like thi...”

[HereInTheHeartland]

“Four Taleban rebels were killed when their ammunition exploded during a wedding party they attended”

I hate it when people suffer premature ammunition explosion.

There needs to be research into how to cure this malady.

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

SO was this a real wedding, or a fake wedding, or a nonexistent wedding, or a wedding party to sneak terrorists around or what?

Getting awful confusing keeping the Muslim sacred weddings straight.

Is that an IED in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me Hassan?

Religion of peace indeed.

[tubebender]

Yes Virginia, there is a santa Satan...

[Liberty Valance]

dangnation.

[atomic conspiracy]

I wonder whose spooks booby-trapped the Talibunnies’ goods? Canucks? Brits? If it was our guys, were they CIA or SF?

Whoever they are, drinks are on me if they own up to it.

[vbmoneyspender]

For some reason an explosion took place

LOL

[NonValueAdded]

Payback is a bitch and she isn’t a virgin. I’m glad those mutts will be roasting for eternity.

[robomatik]

achmed the "dead terrorist" -HILARIOUS!!!

[Lancey Howard]

[shove_it]

That’ll happen when you put ammunition on your wedding gifts registry.

[ferri]

i sure am glad i'm not the only one that finds this funny. LOL

i do feel sort of ripped off. all we had at our wedding were little white bottles with wands (and a dove on the handle) so people could blow bubbles instead of throwing rice. not one person blew up. LOL

[tflabo]

Ahmed you fool.... I told you to bring the rings...not pull the strings....

[Billthedrill]

"For some reason an explosion took place in the room they had gathered," he said.

Hey, it happens.

[Brad from Tennessee]

Hand grenades can be dangerous if not maintained properly. Sometimes the cotter pins are not bent widely enough at the ends to secure them. We used to wrap black electrical tape or green duct tape around the lever (or spoon)—tape it down to the shell of the grenade—so that even if the ring and pin were removed the bomb would not detonate. In order to prime and use the grenade the tape had to be removed first. This practice came from a series of accidents. In one, a man jumped from a truck loaded with all his combat gear. The ring of a grenade hung on a protrusion on the truck body and pulled the pin out. When the grenade went off it cooked off other grenades he carried and a 3.5-inch rocket round.

[Joe Boucher]

Any time a mooselimb blows themselves up it is a good thing.

[Cobra64]