[miliantnutcase]

If they told you football was a work of the devil, would you believe that as well? Just askin...

[irishjuggler]

Yes, I would! Absolutely! I can’t think for myself at all. I copy everyone and everything. In fact, I’m thinking of renaming myself “militantnutcase” because it’d be such a cool name, especially if “militant” were spelled correctly.

[Antoninus]

If they told you football was a work of the devil, would you believe that as well? Just askin...

If the inventor of football came out and said, "I invented this game to attack Christianity," then yes, I'd be forced to take him at his word.