Or a .45 cal hole in his head, when he's on an airplane.
from the original story:
A straight Democratsorry, that’s a segueDNC head HOWARD DEAN, guest-starred at a “Democrats and Donuts with Dean” event in Fire Island, where there was no worry that he might outscream the screaming queens. But I was told that press attendees couldn’t write up the event, so I’ll shut up here and only say that at another point in the weekend, I told one Pines Democrat the Hillary/Huma scenario and he deadpanned, “That’s a step up from DONNA SHALALA.”
http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0733,musto,77465,15.html