She’s only the “Smartest Woman” because the media wants her to be. They believe that perception is reality, so if they portray her in a certain favorable light, the ignorant masses will lap it up.
Which is why during the 2000 election, many pictures of GWB were terrible, taken in the worst light, or at the worst moment of facial contortion, while Gore’s media whores practically photoshopped a halo above his head.
I still remember that clip from Clinton's first term when Clinton and Gore walk into a room with pictures of the founding fathers on the walls. Gore says, "Hey, who are these guys!" and Clinton walks out rolling his eyes.
Geniuses all...
Hillary would also like the public to forget that last May, when Congress voted to fund the Iraq war without timetables or withdrawal dates, she was only one of 14 senators to vote no! This prompted the Wall St. Journal to editorialize that the vote (her vote) “won…praise from the likes of MoveOn.org, which threatened not to support anyone who voted for the bill.”
Yet another reminder that Hillary’s first allegiance is not to our troops, nor to America’s victory in Iraq, but rather to George Soros’s money and to polls reflecting hard-left sentiment that also find it easy to bribe her to betray our troops.
The Clinton machine is going to engineer a campaign like the one in ‘92. Only this time, they’ll have to contend with bloggers, truth detectors, and talk radio. Hillary’s more of a control freak than even Jimmy Carter, and her impulse will be to lock down all unfavorable coverage. A compliant Drive-By Media will be more than happy to midwife this effort. Hopefully, Clinton Inc. and the Old Media will fail.
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The only way to the next campaign stop was a non-sked mail run charter flight with limited passenger seats...
The old 4-motor prop job needed some paint; but she had made the 300-mile run every afternoon for years...
So the crew advised the four passengers to strap in for taxi & take-off...
First -- of course -- there was Shrillary... the "smartest woman in the world"...
Next -- a world reknown microbiologist on a world tour fund-raising for his research into a complete cure for e.coli, hantavirus, and HIV...
The other two seats were taken by:
A newly minted young Eagle Scout....
And a retired minister on a book tour.
Right after level-off... one of the starboard engines began to sputter and backfire....
As the crew followed their procedures the prop feathered and spun to a stop....
The pilot came over the intercom acknowledging the mechanical problem--
....But reassuring all onboard that the plane could fly just fine on three engines... albeit at a slower airspeed.
The only real effect was a few minutes added to the flight time.
Not long after... another engine began to sputter and backfire...
And the same inflight procedures brought the same result....
Now their were two engines turning... and two props standing still...
The crew made the announcement that advised the passengers that the flight would divert to an alternate airport... as a a safety precaution.
During the initial slow descent.... a third engine malfunctioned with a big shudder and extraordinary vibrations began to shake the fuselage...
The captain announced quickly that the plane could no longer sustain altitude and they would not be able make the alternate field to attempt an emergency landing...
The voice boomed over the intercom:
"There are emergency parachutes in the rear storage compartment.
Your flight crew is now bailing out by the captain's orders....
"Bail out... Bail out... Bail out"....
...was the last these four frightened passengers heard from the pilots....
The micro-biologist was the first one to open the storage locker...
ONLY to discover there were only THREE parachutes their.... for four passengers....
The doctor announced:
" My mind possesses the cure for several major incurable diseases ---
The world needs my knowledge and expertise to defeat these population killers....
... And he strapped on the first 'chute and jumped out the side door...
Shrillary strode back to the locker -- and simply declared:
I am the smartest woman in the world...
I will soon be the leader of the free world...
The global community needs my leadership!!
And she strapped on the second 'chute and jumped out....
The old priest and the Eagle Scout stood staring at the open door as the plane descended slowly and continued to shake and shudder...
The preacher smiled at the young man:
Son...
I have enjoyed a long and rich life....
Filled with God's blessings and many friends...
I am not afraid to meet my Maker...
I look forward to my Heavenly reward...
You go ahead and take the third parachute and jump to safety--
Your life is still ahead of you....
Go on now... make your jump!
The young man looked the selfless and kind old gentleman right in the eyes... noticing the tears welling up in his aging eyes....
Don't be silly,Padre...
Put that other 'chute on and we'll jump together...
THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE WITH MY KNAPSACK AND SLEEPING BAG!!
...while Gore’s media whores practically photoshopped a halo above his head.
Actually it was lower. It was his “package” that was photoshopped.