Dude, you are way off base here. If you are jonesing for a shriveled old crone assault, you need to go to DU - just tell them you are a born again honky and they’ll go nuts. I guarantee it...
Besides, the older (40 +) religious wimmin here at Free Republic aren’t “shriveled old crones”; they’re “prettily patina’d pepitas” (PPP).
I eat spaghetti monsters for breakfast.
(PPP since ‘03)
Well aren't you just the sweetest little thing!