Posted on 11/14/2007 11:41:04 AM PST by paltz
THERE'LL be no ho, ho, ho this Christmas. Aspiring Santas have been told not to use the term "ho" because it could be seen as derogatory to women.
Thirty trainees at a Santa course in Adelaide last month, held by recruitment company Westaff, were urged to replace the traditional festive greeting with "ha, ha, ha".
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
Un-freakin’-real. The backlash is coming. And when it does, look out.
Not only will I continue to “ho ho ho” at Christmas, but I intend to make them nappy headed.
Some of these lefties have REALLY dirty minds!
Ho Ho Ho and ho is a REAL stretch of the imagination!
Why not just tell the Santas not to point to any whorish-looking women when they say “ho ho ho?” I mean, all the other respectable looking women who are not whores will know it’s not a reference to them, anyway.
Perhaps those who bastardized the word “ho” and co-opted the phrase from Santa Claus should be censored and not the other way around.
Sure, until the first overly-sensitive and slightly chubby Sheila runs off in tears because, “Santa was laughing at me!”
Unlike what we have been lead to believe, the world is insane, with little islands of sanity.
Now if somebody will just make us an appropriate Holiday Card, we can all be filled with joy of the spirit as we celebrate the rebirth of Mother Earth together sometime toward the end of next month.
s/ Zakeet
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That was my first thought. But that just helps their plan.... step-by-step destroying the culture.
What about pirates saying, “Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum?” Will they be arrested for soliciting prostitution?
Or the 7 Dwarves, who address them with a friendly, Hi, Ho!
Nope, because real pirates shoot anybody who dares to even think about arresting them.
From now on, we will use "giggity giggity."
Every year on COPS they have an episode near Christmas
focusing on prostitution stings entitled, of course,
“Ho! Ho! Ho!”
>>EPISODE 12
Cops - Season 19 - Episode 12 - Ho! Ho! Ho! Special Edition #4
When Officer Ryan Cook of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department detains a man and a woman in an area known for prostitution
Santa has been saying HO HO HO for over 100 years and some perverse subculture of one minority group starts using a word that sounds like it and the tradition of Santa must change?
Why are only 49 States represented in the “Miss Black USA” contest?
Because no self-respecting black woman wants to walk on a stage seen by millions of Americans wearing a sash that says “Idaho”.
Or they can say: “Lady-of-the-evening, Lady-of-the-evening, Lady-of-the-evening” like Larry the Cable guy does in his politically correct “’twas the Night before some non-descript winter holiday” LOL!
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