[Squantos]

That looks like the one that got into my attic one time..... I will admit to using an electric blasting cap on a woodpecker once ! Taped that cap right under the hole he was making in ummm.....”our EOD range structure”. Waited until we heard the tap tap tap and we went BANG !

Feathers everywhere........:o)

[Travis McGee]

You should see what a grid of underwater bangalore torpedos (MK 8 hose) does to sea life!

Then the gulls come down for the free floating feast, and there goes shot #2, right next to shot #1.....

[hiredhand]

Toy guns INDEED. We are born with the desire to bear weapons for a worthy purpose. It's Section-9 housing and federal handouts which have created a culture of violence, death and sexual disease...perpetuated in ad-nauseum by those who blame it on toys?

Let's see now....out of the five in my house, three are between the ages of 12 and 17. Between the three of these youngsters, they own -

2 ea - Armalite AR-15 (A-2 Model - 5.56mm NATO)
2 ea - M59/66 Yugo SKS( 7.62x39)
1 ea - Hungarian AMD-65 (7.62x39)
1 ea - Ruger 10/22 (.22RF)
1 ea - Mosin Nagant M44 carbine (7.62x54R)
1 ea - Marlin 335C lever action .30-30
1 ea - No. 4 Mk-II Enfield (.303 Brit)
1 ea - H&R 20ga single shot shotgun

If I root around under beds and behind doors and such, I can probably turn up another couple of .22RF rifles and we'll dicker about who owns them, so I'm not counting them.

Oh...and somewhere around the house are two or three paintball guns. I suppose it was these toys (the paintball guns) that caused my youngsters to be so VIOLENT and have (an average of) three weapons each.

Yeah...that must be where I went wrong...with the paintball guns.

Here's for all of you cringing in the corner, gun fearing idiots in that once great city which had been a seat of patriotic thought. Plant your lips on the little scrunched up spot, just under ole Stink's tail!

:-)