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(Kate) Moss Mistakes Politician (David Cameron) for Plumber
AOL News ^ | November 10, 2007

Posted on 11/10/2007 4:37:47 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

(Nov. 10) - Kate Moss recently met British opposition party leader David Cameron at a charity fundraiser, whereupon she began complaining about some plumbing issues she was having in her home.

"So I went on like this, twittering on, and she turned around and said, 'God, you sound like a really useful guy, can I have your phone number?'" he told a British talk show, reports the Agence France-Presse.

"I went back to my table and said, 'The good news is, I met Kate Moss and she wanted my telephone number. The bad news is, I think she thinks I'm something to do with drainage.'"

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: davidcameron; katemoss; supermodel
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To: fieldmarshaldj
She's 5'7" was born in 1974. She's barely 33.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

21 posted on 11/10/2007 4:58:00 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: darkangel82

That’s not unusual for Filipinas, who average 5 feet tall. Her White mother and aunt were tiny, though, too. My ex greatly resembles the actress Vanessa Hudgens, alarmingly so.


22 posted on 11/10/2007 4:58:45 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: the invisib1e hand

Kate is 33 and almost 5’6”


23 posted on 11/10/2007 5:00:22 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: goldstategop

Kate and I are the same age. I’m 3 inches taller though. But I wouldn’t touch her after she’s got that Pete Doherty stink all over her. I prefer Asians or mixed race girls, anyhow. ;-)


24 posted on 11/10/2007 5:00:33 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: goldstategop

I’d dare say some of those pics of her are over a decade old.


25 posted on 11/10/2007 5:01:13 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: fieldmarshaldj
My ex greatly resembles the actress Vanessa Hudgens, alarmingly so.

time to move on...

26 posted on 11/10/2007 5:01:17 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (keep the heat on the hillary.)
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To: the invisib1e hand

I know. :-(


27 posted on 11/10/2007 5:01:57 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: peggybac
Kate is 33 and almost 5’6”

I'm glad to know that.

28 posted on 11/10/2007 5:02:00 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (keep the heat on the hillary.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL, if you two danced together, you would look like you were doing something naughty.


29 posted on 11/10/2007 5:02:24 PM PST by darkangel82 (And the band played on....)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

tomorrow’s a new day! how do you know it won’t be even better?


30 posted on 11/10/2007 5:02:31 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (keep the heat on the hillary.)
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To: darkangel82

Good heavens, she wasn’t 3 feet tall !


31 posted on 11/10/2007 5:04:52 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: the invisib1e hand

Mmm, because it hasn’t been ? Not for over 4 years.


32 posted on 11/10/2007 5:05:35 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: the invisib1e hand

“listen, that woman looks like she’s about 15. if she’s an adult, she’s pretty scrawney, at least in that pic.”

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Kate Moss was rhetorically flogged in the nineties by all us Right-thinking people as being the embodiment of “heroin chic.” Her big break was as a teenage Ralph Lauren model in the early nineties where one and all got a good look at her hindquarters displayed on the sides of busses.

This dovetailed with the Calvin Klein scandalette of the sinister TV ads that made people think of gay kiddie porn and were lampooned in MTV’s “Beavis and Butthead.”

At around the same time Larry Clark’s ooky “Kids” came out, which was either a good cautionary tale against teen sex or a disgusting wallow in same (It did at least launch the career of Chloe Sevigny and Rosario Dawson).

Roughly contemporaneous to that; gloomy, emaciated pop-idol Fiona Apple launched her debut album which included a hideous video that, while it didn’t actually show much, artfully insinuated all manner of atrocities and (according to legend) inspired Courtney Love, of all people, to call her up and asked if she had been drugged or something.

Now I’m getting all nostalgic...


33 posted on 11/10/2007 5:06:56 PM PST by sinanju
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To: sinanju

well, thanks, that way more information than I need from the era that put the “decade” in decadent.


34 posted on 11/10/2007 5:08:40 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (keep the heat on the hillary.)
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To: sinanju
"Rosario Dawson"

Now she blows away Kate Moss in the hotness department.

35 posted on 11/10/2007 5:08:45 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: goldstategop

Sheesh, that poor thing needs a Double Whopper with Cheese. Go large on the fries and Coke.


36 posted on 11/10/2007 5:12:03 PM PST by FlyVet
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To: the invisib1e hand

“well, thanks, that way more information than I need from the era that put the “decade” in decadent.”
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You didn’t wait for the punchline. Vote for Hillary in ‘08 and you can have the jolly Phat Daddy of that era back on his throne at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

“Les bon temps Roulez!”


37 posted on 11/10/2007 5:13:44 PM PST by sinanju
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To: fieldmarshaldj

arf! ;D


38 posted on 11/10/2007 5:14:43 PM PST by Norman Bates
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To: sinanju
the jolly Phat Daddy of that era

lol

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"Rosario Dawson"

Well, she's definitly built like a woman.

39 posted on 11/10/2007 5:15:26 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (keep the heat on the hillary.)
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To: the invisib1e hand
A more recent public photo of the very plain, very ordinary, now 30-something Moss


40 posted on 11/10/2007 5:16:37 PM PST by Drew68
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