Posted on 11/03/2007 9:16:26 PM PDT by Dallas
Oh boy.....tears are flowing down I can hardly type.....or even breathe
Thanks for that gem..yeeehawwwwwwwwww!
That guy’s great!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
That was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
Where were you last night between the hours of 8 and 11 ping.
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I’ve heard this before and it absolutely cracks me up every time. This time I’ve bookmarked it, thank goodness. Brilliant. I’m still snickering several minutes later. Gotta wonder how Mabe keeps from breaking up in the middle of it.
It don’t get no better than that.
That’s funny. My older brother if he has the time will go with the credit card people. “Well, I already have three credit cards but they’re maxed out. Can I still get your’s? I can! That’s great. Now....can I use that to buy anything? I can! Wow!! I saw a big screen T.V. that I would realy like, can I buy that? Cool!” Then he rips into them for giving such easy credit and helping put people further into debt, “I always pay cash”, etc. Of course the poor telemarketer is just trying to earn a buck too.
The great Bob and Tom - SO much better than the classless humor so common in radio shows today.
That is hilarious!
Whenever I get called by a telemarketer I say, “Hold on a second.” Then I just lay the phone down on the table and forget about it.
Very funny..thanks for the chuckles.
The problem I can see in today’s society is that he could be sued for impersonating a police officer. (Though I never heard him actually claim to be an officer.)
I am a telemarketer, if you dont want to talk to us just hang up on us...we like it that way.
This is SO FRICKIN’ FUNNY! Thanks for sharing.
He’s a born actor! He should go into comedy!!!
Actually, if we want to talk to you, we will call you. Go ahead, wait by the phone.
A graveyard worker who tries to sleep during the day.
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