[Congressman Billybob]

I have always restricted myself to one or fewer wives at any given time. I do this not as a matter of self control for myself, but as an example to others.

John / Billybob

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[dighton]

I have always restricted myself to one or fewer wives at any given time.

With ample precedent.

But, I submit, m’lud, with all submission,
To marry two at once — is Burglaree!

In the reign of James the Second,
It was generally reckoned
As a rather serious crime
To marry two wives at one time.