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No Sex, Please: We're on Singapore Airlines
jaunted.com ^ | 10/30/2007 at 9:20 AM | amandak

Posted on 10/30/2007 7:54:49 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative

The new Airbus A380 proudly flown by Singapore Airlines last week is a huge aircraft with plenty of room for all kinds of activities. Except one: sex.

If you're thinking of booking the world's first flying double bed, you'll first need a lot of money. And second of all, no desire to have sex. Singapore Airlines has said that if couples using the double suites "engage in inappropriate activity," they'll be politely asked to stop. One of the first couples to fly in the suite thought this seemed a bit unfair since the flight attendants kept bringing champagne.

We agree that it doesn't seem fair, but at the same time, we don't want those kind of noises added to screaming engines and wailing children to make our long-haul flight experience even more painful.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: a380; aerospace; milehighclub; singaporeairlines
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I paid $10,000 for my airline ticket, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
1 posted on 10/30/2007 7:54:51 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: microgood; liberallarry; cmsgop; shaggy eel; RayChuang88; Larry Lucido; namsman; jpsb; decimon; ...

If you want on or off this aerospace ping list, please contact Paleo Conservative or phantomworker by Freep mail.


2 posted on 10/30/2007 7:56:27 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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We agree that it doesn't seem fair, but at the same time, we don't want those kind of noises added to screaming engines and wailing children to make our long-haul flight experience even more painful.

Got like that line.

There is no way that they are going to stop men and women or men and men or what ever the case from having sex on that plane.

3 posted on 10/30/2007 7:59:45 PM PDT by trumandogz (Hunter Thompson 2008)
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Only idiots from America


4 posted on 10/30/2007 8:00:54 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Score one for Cunarders.


5 posted on 10/30/2007 8:03:54 PM PDT by dighton
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Haven’t flown on these planes (a380) yet. Singapore has the exclusive for the next 10 months. I will tell you that Singapore Air has some of the hotest lil flight attendents in the world. They pamper the hell out of you. Not like our 70 plus year old, 30 plus pounds over weight and rude.


6 posted on 10/30/2007 8:06:39 PM PDT by rineaux (How dare you, how dare you question the Clinton's wrecked record.)
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Mile High Club member since 1996.

“Flaming a poster on one thread because of an argument on another thread is in the poorest of taste, and is not welcome on FR.”


7 posted on 10/30/2007 8:10:39 PM PDT by JillValentine (Being a feminist is all about being a victim. Being an armed woman is all about not being a victim.)
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they'll be politely asked to stop Sure, if we can hear them over the loud congo drums and ambient jungle sounds CDs.
8 posted on 10/30/2007 8:12:16 PM PDT by Dominnae ("An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last." -- Winston Churchill)
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What are you talking about? Who’s flaming whom?


9 posted on 10/30/2007 8:13:11 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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No Mile High Club for Singapore Airlines.


10 posted on 10/30/2007 8:15:04 PM PDT by wastedyears (One Marine vs. 550 consultants. Sounds like good odds to me.)
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What exactly is inappropriate about having at it in a double bed, of all things? I mean, why exactly were double beds MADE in the first place ?


11 posted on 10/30/2007 8:16:09 PM PDT by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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Please refrain from sex otherwise we’ll be forced to put you outside .....


12 posted on 10/30/2007 8:16:50 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress - Mark Twain")
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Forget the "Mile High Club" on Singapore Airlines. You can't christen a flight by a lusty romp between the sheets.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

13 posted on 10/30/2007 8:19:01 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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Singapore has got very strict obscenity/ cleanliness laws, and they DO enforce them strongly. This couple was probably lucky not to be imprisoned, if Singapore does have a specific law for the same...


14 posted on 10/30/2007 8:21:00 PM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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No sex on plane. Double bed reserved for captain and flight attendant onry.


15 posted on 10/30/2007 8:23:28 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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The Singaporeans are afraid that sex will lead to chewing gum.
16 posted on 10/30/2007 8:27:07 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: Blue Highway

Singapore Airlines constructed 12 double bed suites on their A380 along with 60 business class seating.


17 posted on 10/30/2007 8:30:01 PM PDT by rineaux (How dare you, how dare you question the Clinton's wrecked record.)
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Singaporeans are afraid that sex will lead to chewing gum. LOL

You can now bring gum into Singapore, you just can’t buy it there.


18 posted on 10/30/2007 8:31:29 PM PDT by rineaux (How dare you, how dare you question the Clinton's wrecked record.)
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Singapore has got very strict obscenity/ cleanliness laws, and they DO enforce them strongly. This couple was probably lucky not to be imprisoned, if Singapore does have a specific law for the same...

Perhaps they would prefer to be caned?

19 posted on 10/30/2007 8:34:35 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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haha how on earth will they enforce this rule? Sneak into the room and check on people?


20 posted on 10/30/2007 8:34:40 PM PDT by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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